Developers furious with Microsoft
Software empire in decline, Microsoft, has angered developers by insisting on delaying the launch of Windows 8.1 until mid October. Normally the Vole would have a “release to manufacturing” build of...
View ArticleApple orders developers to use iOS7
The fruit themed purveyor of over-priced toys to rich Americans known as Apple has ordered developers to use its latest operating system or be purged from the istore. Apple is now forcing developers...
View ArticleProgrammers shift out of the office
The tech industry is moving towards contractors and younger and mid-career workers might need to prepare to make a living solo. More than 18 percent of all IT workers are self-employed, according to...
View ArticleApple demands the government stops watching it
Fruity cargo cult Apple has made the brave move of telling a US court that it is above the law. Although there had been rumours that Jobs’ Mob was furious with a court for appointing a monitor to make...
View ArticleThe end is nigh for Apple
There are grave portents of the end of the world for the Apple Cargo cult – the Sky has turned black, clouds did pour forth Late, a four headed dog was birthed by a Chicago woman and people did not...
View ArticleApple losing in China
While the Tame Apple Press was trying to tell the world that Apple was going to do well in China, TechEye received a good kicking from Apple Fanboys for daring to say it was not going to happen. Well...
View ArticleApple asks a court to stop telling it what to do
Jobs’ Mob has been channelling Amanda Knox and insisting that it does not have to be punished for breaking the law. Apple has been found guilty of running a cartel with publishers which aimed to push...
View ArticleApple patches dire bug
Fruity cargo cult Apple has no problem with viruses, it just pretends it does not have them and quietly pushes a fix to its users usually months afterwards. This time though Apple has made the unusual...
View ArticleMobile apps getting mature
A survey by Gartner has revealed that after eight years using smarthone applications, the penny has dropped with people and their interest in apps has “mellowed”. That means that developers need to...
View ArticleFour horsemen ride as Apple open sources something
In a sign that either we woke up in the wrong parallel universe, or the world is coming to an end, the paranoidly proprietary Apple actually open sourced some of its code. Jobs’ Mob announced that...
View ArticleGreek Geeks flee economic Thermopylae
Greek developers are fleeing the country in droves, fed up with working for companies were they are not paid for six months. According to ZDNET they are headed away from their homeland and into other...
View ArticleApple can’t interest developers in its watch
Fruity cargo cult Apple can’t find key developers who are interested in writing code for its iWatch, indicating that the technology is dead in the water. Even the New York Times which normally sings...
View ArticleApple’s App store is the kiss of death for sales
For a long-time, developers have been forced to bend over backwards to satisfy the fruity cargo-cult Apple’s controls so that they can be granted entry to its App store. While developers admit that...
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